A blind bunny rabbit was running through the forest one day. He was upset. He didn't know what kind of animal he was. He hit a tree and knocked himself out. After a time, he came to. A blind snake happened to be coiled next to him, and when it heard the rabbit stir, said, "You sure hit the tree hard…it made quite a noise." The rabbit told the snake that he was upset because he did not know what he was. The snake said, "I'm blind, too, but I could feel you, and then I could tell you what you are." The rabbit said, "Go ahead." So the snake felt the rabbit, and then said, "You have soft fur, long ears, and a bushy tail. You're a BUNNY RABBIT!" Well, the bunny was happy. The snake then informed the bunny that he, too was blind and wished to know what he was. The bunny offered to feel the snake and try to figure out what he was. So the bunny felt the snake and said, "You are cold, and slimy, and really low down…You're a LAWYER!"
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